Birds in Football: The Greatest Gift of All (no porn)
By: Sneakers O'Toole | November 26th, 2009I am not at liberty to discuss how thankful I am for what the English refer to as birds, so I will discuss how grateful I am for these birds.
Ah, yes. Who can forget David Beckham riding an ostrich down the flanks and whipping in crosses, or Luca Toni belly flopping in a penguin suit every time he feels pressure on his back or has an open goal-scoring opportunity?
All I want to know is who the hell thought to put penguins and ostriches, among many other ridiculous things, into a game of football. The most ridiculous thing is the noise that the penguins make when they’re running and the fact that supporters in the stands will celebrate in their replica penguin suits when their team scores.
BTW, I have a ps3 user name. Sneakers OhToole for anyone who wants to engage me in virtual battle. The friend count is 1.
Happy Thanksgiving to all who will enjoy turkey in the name of a meal that probably never actually happened.
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damn that is some awesome shtuff sir!
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I read some of your blogs and they are all rad. Thx!
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