The Blurred Line: Tribute to the Armchair Quarterback

Everyone here has watched moronic decision after moronic decision by those who are presumed to be the best of the best. Pfft, no way will Sidney Govou suck for 179 games straight; 178 has to be the threshold.

Surely, they can’t be as bad as they appear, otherwise, they would have been weeded out somewhere lower on the hierarchal ladder. Surely, any idiot who spends their lonely nights with an Xbox controller couldn’t do as well.

God knows that this sentiment gets tossed around every forum, especially during transfer season. As the Ali Dias and Simone Lorias of the world crush fanbases hopes and dreams by single-handedly taking teams into the relegation zone, we wonder who couldn’t do better. Then the supposed voice of reason somehow makes it known that no one else could do any better.

Raymond Domenech begs to differ…

This may seem like a delayed reaction, but this rant started off devoted to how a team with Dirk Kuyt as their CF went to the final. She’s experienced a few changes since then.

So does Marcelo Lippi. Although the consensus is that he believes in the Hot Tub Time Machine, and he realized that once he forgot the Chernobley he would have to rely on bigfoot, whom he confused with De Rossi.

I’m fairly confident that any idiot could throw Zidane on the field with a solid defense and march into the final.

One did.

Any idiot can get out of the group stage with Real Madrid solely based on star power, then get knocked out by a team that isn’t intimidated by payroll.

Several have.

When something doesn’t work in FIFA, I change it. So does everyone else in the gaming world. On that premise alone, someone should be interested in our services.

Qualifications:
11-time scudetto winner
8 domestic cups
7 European Champions League titles

Special skill: Adept at working from a variety of camera angles

P.S.

I’ve still yet to find a FIFA 11 YouTube video that didn’t include nerds talking about what’s supposed to be in the game or this

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